Your thoughts and comments (see below) are appreciated on any (all?) of the following:
- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong?
- Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”
- Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
- If the “blackbox” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- If your parents didn’t have children, what are the chances that you won’t either?