Marriage

Marriage is not a word. 
     It’s a sentence (a life sentence). 

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
     engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
     In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
     In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
     In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS  listen.

Love is one long sweet dream,
     and  marriage is the alarm clock.
 
When a newly married man looks  happy, we know why.
     But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. 

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
     They got married, and now he is.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 

I married Miss Right;
     I just  didn’t know her first name was Always. 
 
Losing a wife can be hard.
     In my  case, it was almost impossible.

WIFE: Let’s go out and have some  fun tonight.
HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway lighs on.  

It doesn’t matter how often a  married man changes his job,
    he still ends up with the same boss.

When a man opens the door of his  car for his wife,
     you can be sure of one thing – either the car is new or the  wife is.

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